This Ain't Cops XXX
Bad boys, bad boys... Whatcha gonna do when they CUM on you? Hustler Video decided to take the bull by the horns and create a parody of one of America's longest running and most beloved TV-reality shows. There are several reasons why people love to watch the original show that Hustler Video parodied. First of all, everyone likes to know that there's someone out there more effed up than they are. Who doesn't like to feel like they're better than someone else? It only encourages self-confidence. Secondly, who doesn't love a man _ or a woman _ in uniform? The power, the Tom Selleck mustache, and of course, the handcuffs. Oh yes! Bring on the handcuffs! How could anyone resist making a parody out of a show that was already straddling the line between fantasy and reality! In Hustler Video's THIS AIN'T COPS XXX parody, expect to be swept away by five cleverly written, witty, and of course, sinfully filthy scenes. It's obvious the actors were genuinely enjoying their roles as men and women of the Chatsworth law enforcement. Their enthusiasm for the sex scenes and their humorous and well-acted character roles makes this parody a film you must see this summer. One of the funniest, well-delivered scenes in the movie might be Jack Lawrence playing the part of a police officer, while driving in his cop car (which interestingly enough actually belongs to him!). He's talking to the camera crew, making small chat, while en route to the next crime scene. He pulls out his ticket holder and says, "As soon as I fill this up... I have one more site to write and my wife gets a free toaster, so I'm pretty stoked about that. Hey, you know what? Someone's going three miles over the limit... They're gonna get a ticket, the city's gonna get some money, my wife's gonna get a toaster. That's just the way it goes." You know, Jack might not be too far off from the truth! Real life motorcycle pro, Dale DaBone, gets to put his other passion to use in this film when he pops a wheelie in front of female officer, Bobbi Starr. All up in arms about his lack of regard for residential street rules and the safety of those around him, Bobbi is prepared to give Dale a ticket for his bad behavior, but alters her decision when he more than appropriately makes it up to her.
Studio:
Hustler
Genres:
PLOT ORIENTED
Spoofs / Parodies,Features
Plot Oriented
,HARDCORE
Sex ,GONZO
Sex
Starring:
2Ply
Johnny Pockets
Alexis Grace
Marc Star
James Bartholet
Jayden Jaymes
Phoenix Marie
Brooke Banner
Bobbi Starr
Reena Sky
Jack Lawrence
Alec Knight
Dale DaBone
Mr. Pete
Evan Stone
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