The Horneymooners
Here they are ... THE HORNEYMOONERS, the funniest, sexiest movie of the year, with all your favorite stars. Watch as the Ramden's and the Horton's have their lives turned upside down. It's a regular riot as the couples swing to a sensuous beat, and with each other. Special guest star Annie Sprinkle drops by for a visit that has to be seen to be believed. They go all the way...to the moon!
Studio:
Video X Pix
Genres:
CLASSICS
80's
FEATURES
Spoofs
FEATURES
Humor
Starring:
Shanna McCullough
Ron Jeremy
Stephanie Rage
Annie Sprinkle
Randy Paul
Alexis Firestone
Carlos Valentino
| Slut Wife 7 | |
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This is the sex DVD of a wife slut named Lydia, a huge monster cock belonging to a black guy named Lou, lots of pussy and mouth fucking, and yeah, she loves the 69 position too. There's plenty of nastiness and 69 position sex in this sex DVD. Our sex DVD opens with a ringing phone. A guy named Tony, from the San Francisco Bay Area, is on the line. He tells producer Michael that he wants to send his wife slut, Lydia, down to Los Angeles to make an interracial sex movie. Michael tentatively agrees and asks for pictures and his full contact information. Next, we meet Lydia in the bedroom of Michael's place. She's very attractive, has long blonde hair, and she's sitting on the bed. After a few introductory remarks, he says: "This is the black man I chose for you. Meet Lou." In strides Lou, a tall, well-built and well-endowed black fellow who basically walks up to her and unzips his pants. The wife slut wastes no time and begins pulling off her clothes. When nude, she sits on the edge of the bed as Lou throws off his clothes. Soon as he pulls down his blue boxers, she shrieks in delight at his huge monster cock. They kiss for a moment then she leans over him and begins sucking his big cock. He gathers her hair in a hand and applies some pressure on the back of her neck, moving her head up and down. We get between his legs for a lovely view of her beginning blowjob. Moments later, he lays flat on his back and she straddles his face. While in this hot 69 position, we get up close for a 69 position study from a couple different angles for this sex DVD. A few minutes later, we move behind her. Lou is moaning as he slurps away at her pussy in this 69 position. Soon the wife slut sits down on his huge monster cock, facing him. We get down low between his legs for a great view of the raw piston-pounding fucking. He slaps her ass. After a few minutes of fucking this way, he puts her on her back, slides the head of his big dick up and down her slit a few ti
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| Slut Wife 8 | |
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Presenting Slut Wife 8, a hot wife story, a pussy video featuring a hot black stud named Matt, a slutty white wife named Amy and her husband named Rob. This interracial sex movie takes place at producer Michael's house in the hills of Southern California. and her husband named Rob. This interracial sex movie takes place at producer Michael's house in the hills. Our pussy video begins with a brief living room interview with our hot black stud, Matt. He's sitting on the living room sofa and begins the tale of his 32nd birthday party. He says he was invited to Michael's house to celebrate the big day. Southern California. Our pussy video begins with a brief living room interview with our hot black stud, Matt. He's sitting on the living room sofa and begins the tale of his 32nd birthday party. He says he was invited to Michael's house to celebrate the big day. Matt approaches on the walkway to the house's downstairs apartment, walks through the door and is greeted by a guy named Rob. They shake hands and Matt grabs a chair at the table. Our big black stud sits there for a minute. Rob disappears into the kitchen and a moment later returns with his wife, Victoria, who is carrying a chocolate cake. Everyone has a good laugh over the inscription in frosting on the cake: Fuck Me Matt. Victoria cuts the cake and gives everyone a slice. She and Matt feed each other the ceremonial first forkful. Then our pussy video cuts back to the present day with our hot black stud still sitting on the leather sofa. He says he at the cake quickly, then they all went off to the bedroom. Back to the birthday party. We see Rob, Matt and Victoria walking down the hall toward that bedroom, and then we view the two new lovers sitting at the foot of the bed, kissing as Rob takes a seat nearby. Matt's hand rubs her breast as they kiss, then he parts her legs and strokes her panty-covered pussy. He rotates a finger over her clitoris then pulls down her top to reveal her boobs. Our hung black stud makes loud sucking sounds
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| Cuckold 18 | |
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Our nearly two-hour hardcore interracial sex movie opens on a riverside park in Southern California as an unmarried white couple, horny girlfriend Lara and Ken, are walking along. He's looking apprehensive and wondering why a guy with a camcorder is preceding them. Lara says it's confession time and reveals to her guy that she likes getting a big dick fucking from black guys, and wants him to accept this in the future. Ken knows nothing about this and is taken aback. But his horny girlfriend turns on the charm and finally talks him into it. She informs him that the guy with the camcorder, Michael, the producer, will videotape her today in a hardcore interracial sex video with a black man and Ken gets to watch. It isn't the first time she's gotten a big dick fucking from black men! Finally, he says OK and Michael says great, we're going over to his house. The next shot in our hardcore interracial sex movie opens in the living room, on the tan leather sofa, where Ken learns his horny girlfriend had previously shot Cuckold 7 and Cuckold 9 for Dark Secret Video. Lara mentions they have a little boy, and in response to a question, she says the kid is Ken's, not fathered by Charles Jones, whom was the last black man to give her a big dick fucking. Lara says that she asked Michael to set her up again, and a month ago he had her and Lou Cook come over to fuck in front of our camera. We cut to the footage shot a month ago to watch their first encounter. The flashback scene opens with our horny girlfriend cracking up in laughter, on the bed, with a nude Lou, and seconds later she takes his long, thick cock into her mouth and eagerly begins sucking. Lou reaches around behind her and begins playing with her pantied ass. She quickly pulls off her top and resumes the blowjob as Lou goes to work peeling off the bra, skirt and panties. She throws her heels onto the wood floor to loud crashing sounds as they land. If you own her earlier videos, then you know Lara loves a big dick fucking. Lou and Ken's horny girlfri
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| The Couch | |
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Some girl on girl therapy sessions??? Call Geico but this has some flashbacks into a girl being tawdry and getting into all sorts of trouble. Like laying in a pine box, awakening and right to a twin set of meat shafts she goes. All the way down to the sacs, gagging included. This short-haired brunette is a tiger. Right out of the box, so to speak, she is on these poles like a true starving artist and does she ever go at them. She can actually take mouth fucking. Look at her gummy spit, she does love one in each hand and then one mouth here and there and everywhere. This certainly is worthy of therapy----cum therapy. She spits into her hands, just like Ryan Howard in the batter's box, nice. Dude is stretching her mouth muscles, trying to poke his slugger out the side of her cheek. But, she has been bad and gets rough play now and you know what that means. Time to open up those holes with some blurring finger puppets. And right into the chute goes meat pole number one. The other is busy gorging her mouth. Turquoise, spiked-heels stay on. She wants to talk dirty, but just does not have the resonance to carry the tune. The only tunes she can play are on the flutes. She can take it all the way down to the sacs and this is cocksucking talent on her part. She is one of the better horn blowers in this troupe. And she likes to get slapped hard on the ass before the plunging. Easy fit into her clay chute, hard and fast, just like driving a bus. Sac slapping. Some very nice pole dancing and prancing as the lens work gets busy. That butterball ass is getting royally stuffed. She does have a black hole. Side, direct, down, ass plowing, very nice touch. He'll lose his bracelet in her ass if he's not careful. Look at those two, gaping, huge holes she has. Got two small javelins stuck through her meat drapes. She is a classic cocksucker, ten stars. She craves it hard, rough and nasty and the beanpoles deliver the recipe with zeal. Double dicking in the bung will
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| Ariana Jollee's Fuck Me | |
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And an all-star cast of cum catchers, including AVN best new cummer of 07, McKenzie Lee. Nothing like a tart talking dirty to the viewer, telling the man what a dirty, filthy pervert he is. And does she love to use the word fuck. And she does it with conviction. Cocksucking with narration and over-dubs, this could be a bio-sucker. And she spits and slurps and drools over this pineapple. She is almost vicious with her cocksucking. You can't tell what is spit and what is cum. There is nothing hotter than a gagging slut spitting defiantly on a cock. Look at her devour that meat steak. And does she ever love to spit on the shaft and slap it around too. These are major bitch slaps on his cock. She strangles it with her kerchief and continues to spit and slap it. Boy has a major pipe to be able to absorb that type of punishment without backhanding her across the face. Dripping candle wax on her bum, slapped silly, looks like ass cheek cum bowls. Good, rough sex from these two, gutteral animals they are. He squeezes and bites her ass cheeks, like he's popping a pimple. He worships her ass in the most vicious ways. She stretches his mouth and finger jaws him, while they exchange slaps. Two couples now increase the viewing options. Two chicks on a dick and one of them is getting probed. For those into spitting, this one has plenty of saliva for you. One small dick, one bent dick, nice to have choices. Very effective mouth fucking here. The girls are scary, in a sexual way. They are rough fuckers when it comes to sex. Great ATM zooms here too. And now the bulb--red squeezer with white tip going right into her ass hole and then washing the filthy cum out of her equally filthy holes. Great close-ups of plunger fucking. The action verb, not the noun. Look at the string of goo dropping down. Looks like a big wad of chewing gum. And they are fucking fast, might break the wind barrier with this action as the screen blurs. Cock
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| Lauren Phoenix's Fuck Me | |
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Seems, everywhere we look, some purple knob porn awards are being bestowed upon the Gazzman and his troupe of tarts. Being the world, bon-ve-vant, its time to sample some home-grown snatch. Lauren Phoenix, another winner of an AVN golden chute, shall be our hostess with the mostest in this tawdry array. Since its the "fuck me" series, you can just imagine how lovely her and the accompanying female perverts look and what they will do and say. Ms. Arianna also stars so let's get cracking, by crackie and see what gems shake out of these holes. With multiple talent like these, it would be appropriate for the girls to wear name tags so we know who they are. What a concept---Lauren talks to us about her favorite subject---ass fucking. But she's pole sitting and bouncing at the same time. There's a gift---to be able to string coherent sentences together, while being reared up through her screen door. Look at that circa 70's outfit, where's the VW bus?? Now, she takes two. This is pogo stick action. She springboards her ass and throats, in concert, up--down, in--out, this is nice. Dude's bent rebar makes it happen. She's getting assed right through her booty shorts, err hot pants, too. We hear this "cock tastes so good," quip a lot in these things. What does that really mean?? Fruit or sugar coatings on the shaft??? Inquiring minds want to know, never sucked a cock before, don't ya know. She can do it down to the nut sacs, very tidy. Check out the kabob knobs, one in each hand and she plays with two chew toys. Dude, don't get impatient, she'll get to your swinging pulp. Let her ass reem, she'll get to ya. Great DP and does she talk scary dirty. Such a naughty girl, does she eat with that mouth?? Of course she does. Beef tips, with tube steak over cream sauce, every day. Sure, they got another cock for ya, just go down to aisle four. Upside down, ass fucking, fresh. She sounds like a sex coach, growling out the plays. Sweethear
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| Belladonna's Fuck Me | |
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p> Here is the magic question---Is this THE Belladonna---who has made her mark with the "Chicks with Dicks" series, or the import Belladonna?? Guess that familiar "Letterman" tooth gap will tell all. And she talks dirty to us, very fresh. Watch for the tatts too. Don't have to tell us twice to stroke our dicks. Yes, is the answer to all your questions, especially the one about smelling your lovely, bouncing ass. What the hell is that thing----a Mingh Vase??? You could trim daffodils with that thing. These are some hi-ticket toys. Conventional Ben Wah balls. Hear the wind chimes??? C'mon sweetheart, rip them out of your hole, just like starting your tractor. Yep, that's our girl, just saw the gap, it is her. This girl is a cause celeb. She is a sick fuck. According to her bio, she grew up in Utah, a Mormon, her daddy was a preacher and she brought disgrace and shame to the family and his ministry. So much so, that her mom eventually became her agent. Back to the outdoor multi-cocking. Multi-tasking, multi-fucking, multi-cocking, its all the same and there is that identifier on her-----the tat slashing across her tits. Look how greedy and hungry she is, slurping down those beef pipes like a starving animal. Right to the nut sacs she goes, and these are some poles she has, three in all. Spit and drool. She can throat them all the way to the roots, contrary to some other aspirants. Maybe she has one of those extra lung muscles but she is an aggressive cocksucker, almost frightening. A true, starving artist. They alternate filling and drilling her holes. Poolside, on the grass, she gets it now. DP and one in her mouth, that's multi-tasking at its porn best. One dude looks like his nuts have been punctured, check it out. This girl is scary. She growls, literally. Not the moans and groans and delirium you are used to, but like a predator ready to eat some meat. A carnivore, if you will, and this girl has plenty of room
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| Cuckold #13 | |
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Our interracial fuck movie begins with a shot of an office building and then we catch Tony and a naughty wife named Diane coming down an outdoor corridor next to that building, toward the camera. Here's a clue for those of you who like messy faces. This hot sex video ends with an interracial facial. Tony explains that she just visited her husband's office. She waves a pair of data CDs and says that she's been seeing Tony for a couple months now and doesn't want to have to sneak around anymore. She downloaded the customer list of the company he works for to the CDs when her husband went off to the bathroom and then smuggled them out of his office. "We're going to get his cooperation," Tony says, grinning. A moment later they are on the sofa at producer Michael's home. In the brief interview for our fuck movie, she explains that she plans to tell her husband about Tony and that he will have to accept her desires for interracial fucking, otherwise she will tell her boss about the customer list, and hand that list off to their competitors. But this isn't Diane's first visit to Michael's. We next get to see a sex scene from a recent encounter. Nope, the interracial facial is not part of this segment. Diane and Tony are naked and on a comforter spread over the sofa. Our hot, naughty wife is laying back lengthwise on the sofa as Tony slowly strokes into her pussy. After a few minutes, she goes to her hands and knees as Tony begins fucking her harder from behind. We get excellent, well-lit views of the action from underneath and above, then move the fuck movie camera around to the front to catch their expressions as they fuck. Then the action moves into the bedroom. Tony carries her in and literally throws her onto the bed then lays her down and begins licking her pussy. She begins squirming and pushing her pussy into his mouth as he has his mouth locked on her slit, then he begins licking side to side, dragging his tongue slowly from left to right and back again. Tony pulls this naughty wife to the
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| Cuckold #17 | |
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This is an unusual interracial sex movie. It's a kind of amateur home video, partly shot by her husband, featuring his blonde slut wife and a hung black man provided by Dark Secret Video. Our amateur home video opens with Julie sitting near the fireplace at producer Michael's house. She had just said something interesting about a movie idea, so Michael turns on the camcorder and asks her to repeat it. "Rich wants to make an amateur home video of me with a hung black man," our blonde slut says. "I wondered if you would like to make a movie of us making a movie." "Now that's a terrific idea," he replies, and asks her to call her husband to set it up. Julie grabs her cell phone and calls Rich. She pitches the idea to her man as we pull up very close with the camcorder to pick up his end of the conversation, as best we can. It turns out their camcorder is broken, so Michael offers the use of a spare one he has. They set a date. He says he has a certain hung black man in mind and he will check on his availability. "Rich wants to make an amateur home video of me with a hung black man," our blonde slut says. "I wondered if you would like to make a movie of us making a movie." "Now that's a terrific idea," he replies, and asks her to call her husband to set it up. Julie grabs her cell phone and calls Rich. She pitches the idea to her man as we pull up very close with the camcorder to pick up his end of the conversation, as best we can. It turns out their camcorder is broken, so Michael offers the use of a spare one he has. They set a date. He says he has a certain hung black man in mind and he will check on his availability. Be aware that because of the freestyle way we shot this amateur home video, you're going to see more instances of lighting equipment than you normally do in our movies. We try to keep such production details out of the way, but when you have a home movie guy doing part of the shooting, and the need to have a lot of angles well lit at the same time, well it's hard to keep the lighting
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| Getting Off! | |
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From the early 60's right up until the deathblow wielded by The Meese Commission, anything went on 42nd Street in New York City. Porno guys got cheap multi year leases on most of " The Deuce" and surrounding blocks. Formerly unrentable retail store became the "storefront theater. A plywood partition was built to house the projector, the back wall was painted white or a sheet was hung up. A few dozen folding chairs were lined up and the windows were blacked out. Usually the window had something to entice you in. A painted silhouette of a naked woman or a glaring cheap sign, framed out in yellow light bulbs, saying "Three XXX Movies ". Most of the time theses movies had no titles. Reason being that thievery of prints was common in the twisted little world of porn peddlers. A disgruntled employee of one theater would steal a print as a way of getting a job with a perspective employer. If the employer knew who owned the print and if the owner of the print was a bad ass, the title would be cut off. Since these films were anywhere from 20 minutes to 60 minutes in length, they could be spliced together on one or two reels and run continuously. That way it was hard to prove where they came from. Sometimes these prints were so spliced up the scenes from other movies would just pop up. So now After Hours Cinema and yours truly, 42P, are going to give you the storefront theater viewing experience. But we can only show you this gonad bursting collection of classic films, painfully restored from their original grimy elements, which wasn't all that much to begin with. To fully experience these films in their original habitat, I suggest that you take the following steps to enhance your viewing pleasure. Get a rickety folding chair and don't be a pussy and get one with a padded seat, you're in the "Deuce Zone" now. If you have a cat, put its litter box in the room, yes these places smelled like that, open cans or bottles of stale beer and wine are like potpourri. Put something that you have worn for days, that is so r
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