| Anal Office Cock-Up | |
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The markets are crashing but the cocks are rising in this all action anal office drama. At City firm Lizard Brothers, the Friday dress down code is almost as stretched as the company limos. Into this 'laid back' routine walks the new incoming boss Miss Anal, sphincter by name and arsehole by nature. Before long she has insulted and upset almost everybody including the company's biggest client, multi-billionaire, Donald Thumper. To repair Miss Anal's cock-up, the Board dispatches their top trouble-shooter, Miss Turnover to the car park to placate Thumper. Soothed by her lubricating manner and impressed by her spreadsheet, Thumper's thumper does some 'insider dealing' by enjoying a three-way dividend with Turnover and Fredericks, his sultry chauffeur. Meanwhile, back in the office, secretary Miss Hap is suffering at the hands of manager Miss Placed as the latter implements Miss Anal's new internal policies. Miss Hap dreams of her revenge and roles are reversed as Miss Hap administers severe sexual punishment ordained by the Masonic Lodge of Secretaries, to Miss Placed for being a complete cunt. Finally, having been seduced into staying on by his P.A. Miss Filo Fax, the outgoing Chief Executive Larry Goodtime calls a board meeting to resolve the problem of Miss Anal, "public enema, Number 1". With Thumper and his lawyer in attendance, Goodtime delivers Miss Anal her corporate cum-up-pence as a flurry of hot tongues and angry cocks audit her assets.
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| College Coed Corruption - Oh!...Miss Bodie | |
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This film may be worn out, grainy, and blurry at times, but it is the granddaddy of the features to come! It has a threadbare plot and is aided by the memorable talents of one Cindy Hopkins as the voracious Miss Bodie. Cindy Hopkins (a.k.a. Cindy Stokes, Susannah Fields, Suzanne Fields) started in the business in 1967 and left in 1979. Her last film was RUN, JACKSON, RUN. She appeared in such classics as HOLLYWOOD BABYLON, FLESH GORDON, and AROUND THE WORLD WITH JOHNNY WADD. So get out the hand lotion and paper towels, and let's see why they call this film OH... MISS BODIE. Smoke 'em if ya got 'em! This opens with some grainy footage of a car driving down a road that looks like it was borrowed from NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (the road, not the car!). Miss Bodie and her two students are out on a field trip to discover the wonders of nature - babbling brooks, running streams, and trees. The girls are wearing schoolgirl outfits while Miss Bodie has black leather boots, a blouse, glasses...that real stern teacher look. After about five minutes of tedium, Miss Bodie checks the time and announces that they have to return to the school. They have one problem, though. The car won't start (Most cars made in the 70's had this problem!). Miss Bodie opens the hood and finds that the car has an engine. They decide to go to the nearest house to find assistance. There is a cut to a house where two guys are trying to write a story about their sexual exploits. Miss Bodie and her charges arrive to find that the guys have no phone and no transportation, but they gladly invite the three to stay the night. Miss Bodie speaks with a fake European accent and has an eye for one of the shirtless studs. She tells the guys she is a science teacher and proceeds to get hammered on the "refreshments." "Just a little more for medicinal purposes," she slurs.
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| Miss Singapore: Executive Chinese Secretary | |
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Miss Singapore is a gorgeous, long legged beauty with an amazing ass. We see her outside an office building in a very short blue sequined dress. She goes up and down the stairs, teasing you, showing off her legs and ass, and when she lifts her hem, you'll see a delicious shaved vagina! Her playful nature doesn't stop once she's inside the office either, now in a black mini-skirt and white blouse, and the boss seems to like it. Man! Those long legs look so hot as she's sitting cross-legged in her chair, swiveling back and forth just to drive you crazy. Miss S. isn't into working at all, but she knows what you want to see: the blouse comes off, the legs fly open (revealing she's not wearing panties!), she dangles her heels, she plays with her vagina, shows you her delicious ass, and much more. Nice gig, Miss S.! When the boss gets into the action, his secretary winds up wearing his semen all over her pretty face and sexy ass - very hot stuff! Masturbation - Spreads - Facial Finish!
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Miss Singapore |
| Miss Dixie's Military Sex Parties | |
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Miss Dixie's Military Sex Parties! Miss Dixie was a virgin until she turned 18 three months ago. A moral, youthful lady from a small Texas town, But.... She learned the worldly pleasures of a stiff cock from her bi sexual boy friend. Hard cock also led her to unnatural desires. Pussy! Miss Dixie was now hooked on military animal gang bangs. As the saying goes like potato chips you can't eat just one! A southern college girl gone bad, but she's having a great time going down the tubes.....
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Dixie |
| Merry X-Miss | |
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Get ready for the X-Miss treat of a lifetime! Ted and Donna just want to spend a quiet holiday weekend in the mountains, but before you can say "Kiss My Mistletoe," a cherry-red corvette pulls up and disrupts all their plans! It's Santa's beautiful daughter, Xavier Claus, and Sid, her horny little elf on the lam from the North Pole! Have you been naughty or nice? Merry X-Miss is coming to town!
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| Deep Jaws | |
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Cross deep Throat with Jaws, and what've you got? Deep Jaws, of course! Complete with "nympho mermaids". This is the cinematic masterpiece that's supposed to keep Uranus Productions afloat when, seemingly out of the blue, producer P.G. Dartmouth (David Kelly) gets a million bucks from the government to make a movie about a U.S. -Soviet space flight. Since Uranus' policy of only making "family films" has them on the brink of bankruptcy, the company's sex-crazed production staff decide to siphon off some of the fed's money and, simultaneous with the space flick, toss off a quickie porno. Needless to say, the two films get hopelessly confused an end up blending together, thanks to a drunken crew led by veteran character actor George "Buck" Flower (who ends the film by picking his nose. And demented director Denton (Gordon Hergstadt) who spends most of his time getting screwed and spanked by a pair of ebony-and-_big-titted)-ivory sex slaves. Complicating matters are three nubile starlets, each of whom has been promised the coveted starring role as "a cocksucker". Dartmouth's insatiable mistress Lettie Larue, ingénue Phoebe Phree (Sandi Carey with a thick southern draw!), and a French import named Monique, a.k.a. "Miss Deep Jaws", who was discovered by the company's European talent scout, a Tom Selleck clone who's been getting laid from Stockholm to Paris. Complicating matters further is Dartmouth's lollipop-sucking son, Junior (Richard Nathan), who wants to be a start in sex films, and Dartmouth's seemingly puritanical wife, Henrietta (none other than Miss Mammary herself, Candy Samples!), who secretly "earned" Uranus the million bucks by getting kinky with state department bigwig Hans Pissinger, and doesn't know that the space film is now a porno film. Highlights of this zany sexathon include underwater photography of the "mermaids" demonstrating their "deep jaws" technique,, Miss Samples nursing Pissinger with one of her humongous hooters, and Miss Carey doing a soft-shoe tap danc
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| Customs & Sexcise | |
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Ever been stopped at Customs and thought "Oi Oi! - Is it the size of my package or are they just pleased to see me?" Welcome to the sleazy world of Customs and Sexcise where 'uniform' meets 'licence to probe'. Officers Groper and Grinder, a couple of right horny fascists, have been called in for a big debrief with their boss Miss Domina Trix. She reminds them of the cardinal mottos of Customs and Sexcise - 'To Persecute The Travelling Public' and 'To Tamper With People's Packages'! Dissatisfied with their efforts, Miss Domina Trix whips them into action. Having dispensed with Officer Grinder's er...grinder, Miss Trix administers further discipline to Officer Groper's simpering pussy, driving her point home with her favourite 'fascito' nightstick! Back on duty, Grinder gets his hands dirty with Miss Chelsea Fista, whom he suspects of smuggling a trunk load of filthy sex toys. Unimpressed with her claim that they're souvenirs for her Aunt, he plies her various orifices with the tools of his trade to convince himself of her innocence! Meanwhile upstairs in the flight attendants lounge, Mi le High and Elena Cross Czech enjoy some pre-flight entertainment. Their pouting pussies like nothing better than to be pummelled with a monster duty free double-ender, giving new meaning to the phrase 'Deep Vein Thrombosis'! Back in the Customs hall Groper has some rather pressing VAT issues to deal with. Unhappy with a quantity of Italian shoes, Groper makes the passenger pay off the excess in unique ways. Struggling to keep up with the maths, Groper's willing victim is taken to limits that will bring tears to your eyes! Finally, late arriving passenger Miss Anna Spunja arouses the interest of Chief Immigration Officer, Mr. Hindrance. Intensive probing is required to determine her 'cuntry' of origin. Slipping her in the back entrance, Groper and Hindrance eventually decide that they're very happy with all her credentials and stamp her passport "Double Entry"!
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| Violette, Joe Cool, & Teto | |
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Violette is a very cute Asian, with tanned, smooth skin. First, she masturbates with a very large dildo, slowly sliding it into and out of her tight clam. Two of her friends, Joe Cool and Teto, happen to walk in as she relating to herself. Already hot and wet, Violette invited her buddies to cop a squat on the bed with her. One things leads to another and ... long story short, Violette finds herself drenched in cum.
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| Studio Of Lust | |
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Miss Amy has been in the skin flick business for a long time and has done many things in front of the camera. In Studio of Lust she takes you behind the lens to enjoy the sights and sounds of hardcore sex like you've never seen before. Your private tour begins on the sound stage of her current "steamy" endeavor...the soft sensual sounds of sex soon become shouts of ecstasy as she joins in a wild orgy. Studio of Lust is bursting with the hot, sweaty sexual action most movies only begin to show. With an eager and 'talented' cast including hungry nymphettes like Debbie Shaw, Sally Douglas and Sandy Kane this nasty flick will even make your exposure meter blush! You won't want to miss the outrageous, non-stop sex in Studio of Lust; not to mention Miss Amy. She's waiting...just for you! Lights, Camera, Action!
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| Special Assignment 50 - Miss Nude North America!! | |
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Mission: to go behind the scenes at the one of the hottest competitions on the continent - Miss Nude North America. We sent our dream team to bring back all the hot action and complete inside scoop! Jam-packed with steamy interviews and fabulous footage, this is reality TV uncensored!!!
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