Long Dong Silver
Mister 18.5" himself, Bahamas-born porn celebrity Long Dong Silver, is the subject of this pseudo-documentary. The film and its titular star became the crux of sexual harassment charges leveled against now-Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas during his nomination hearings by a former staffer, Anita Hill. Johnny Cook narrates over footage of himself in his "Long Dong" persona strolling down the street with the outline of his cock, which practically reaches his knees, clearly straining the fabric of his jeans. He talks about his childhood in the Bahamas and what it is like growing up with an 18.5" dick. "Everyone always knew I had a big cock," Johnny admits. The other kids teased him, but "the joke that really hurt the was the one about my mother mating with an elephant." He steps into an alley to piss and rather than just flopping out his dick, he has to spend a while hauling it out of his jeans. "Girls always want to touch it. I was 11 when I lost my virginity. I had never met no woman that I couldn't make happy." Johnny is shown doing several photo shoots and posing with women. In one, his long, dark cock is completely covered from balls to cockhead in leather straps. Women swing his cock back and forth and let him "tittie fuck" them. In one segment where Johnny is supposedly shooting a porn scene with a Marilyn Monroe look-alike, he feigns having missionary sex with her, though in actuality, there are no close-ups and his dick never gets hard. Finally, Johnny does a burlesque routine with two women in thigh-high vinyl boots. He dances and swings his cock back and forth while the women feel him up. Basically, this is a softcore, straight piece, with no dick close-ups but lots of pussy footage, and no real sex. What would have otherwise been an unremarkable 23-minute profile about a freakishly big dick and the man attached to it has instead become, thanks to the Clarence Thomas confirmation circus, a bona fide (pun intended) footnote in US history books.
Studio:
Bijou Classics
Genres:
CLASSICS
70's,ETHNIC
Black Men,APPEARANCE
Big Cocks,PORN STARS
Classic,PORN STARS
Interviews
Starring:
John Cook
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